Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.