Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.