When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!