How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!