What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.