Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!