I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"