An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.