If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.