Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.