What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
I like you, you croc my world.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.