The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.