What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!