Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.