Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? Because he is a party pooper.
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.