Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.