What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!