Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!