The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
My grandfather had the heart of a tiger
And a lifetime ban at the zoo
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.