What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.