We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.