What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.