Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Who in the hell names their son “Tiger” ?
Only people in the Woods’
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
On which day do tiger eat people?
Chewsday
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.