How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."