What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.