Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.