Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!