Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.