What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.