Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
"Lazy bones."
"Dying to have fun."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
"Let's have some skele-fun."
"Bone to be wild."
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."