When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Shell-abrate the good times!
Seas the day!
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Wish upon a starfish.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
Call me on the shellphone.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
You mermake me happy.
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You are shrimply the best!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
We were mermaid for each other.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Long time no sea.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
Don't fork-get your manners.
You really mermaid my day.
You mermaid to go far.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Fishing you a happy day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.