Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Basketball players are not that patient to follow-through an elaborate court-ship procedure.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.