Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.