Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.