How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.