Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Biology - It grows on you.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.