Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!