What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
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Witch you were here.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.