Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Live to tell the tail.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.