What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.