Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.