What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.