A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets