What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.