How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.