What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive?
A Furrari.
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.