If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Don't worry, bee happy!