What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.